- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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