- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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