- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Anti-jokes are funny.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Your Mother

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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