- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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