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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.