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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

where's mom I killed her

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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