- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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