- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Robert Mugabe.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Female Orgasms

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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