- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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