When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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