- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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