- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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