Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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