Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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