What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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