- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

You're a frog

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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