Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Charlie Sheen is winning

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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