What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Women's rights

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Abortion.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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