- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

White men's rights

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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