- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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