- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do black people eat? Food.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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