- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.