- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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