- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

The holocaust

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

women's rights.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??