- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Sarah Palin.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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