When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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