What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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