- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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