everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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