Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Hi what I lug you

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What's your guys names?

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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