Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A storm be brewin!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What comes after 69? 70

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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