Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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