Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A guy walks into a bar

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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