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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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