What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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