ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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