Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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karn chevalier

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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haha

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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