What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Where's my tractor?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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