- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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