What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Penis

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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KILL WHITEY

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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