- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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