What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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women's rights, lol

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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