Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Knock knock *open*

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Matthew Wyckoff

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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