- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.