- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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