- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

noah is a scrub jungle

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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