- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

go F*** yourself

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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