- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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