The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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