- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.