Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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