- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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