Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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