- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

hi mom

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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