- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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