- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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