- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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