- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man died.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

People...

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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