- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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