What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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