- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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