- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

God is real.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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