what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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