- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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