- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Everybody will die

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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