What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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hi mom

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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