- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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