Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Niall Horan

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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