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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.