- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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