Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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