How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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