- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Obama lin Baden.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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