Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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