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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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