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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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