- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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