Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Matthew Baker

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops