- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

PENIS

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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