- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A bar walks into a man

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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