Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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penis. nuff said.

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What's your guys names?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Hi what I lug you

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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