- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??