- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

knock knock!? . . No.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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