- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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