- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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