Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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