- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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