Justin beiber..

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

The GOV and the WHO?

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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