- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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