Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Please ignore this statement.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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