Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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