- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A sober Irish individual.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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