- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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