A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's up? Your time.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

who do we all like george goodburn

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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