When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Homo say what?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

a black man pays his child support

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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