- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Penis

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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